so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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