Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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