Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
