You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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