id be glad to
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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