yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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