somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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