i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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