yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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