why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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