her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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