I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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