sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I touched a dick in church today
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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