had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Just high enough for therapy.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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