How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She needs sedatives and a leash
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize