ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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