It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We are all done wearing pants today
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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