whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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