i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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