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Bea Arthur died yesterday

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You shut your stupid mouth

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Betty White is next, I just know it.

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Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.

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I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts

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(772): View more from Florida

She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone

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(704): View more from North Carolina

it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes

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