Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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