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Betty ford says i'm here all night
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
There r osticjed everywhere
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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