All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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