ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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