Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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