It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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