We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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