Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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