I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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