am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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