its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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