btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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