Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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