It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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