what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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