You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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