It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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