super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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