All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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