YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
