soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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