This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My liver just broke up with me...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
