I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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