you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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