I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
ugly people sure do ruin things
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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