I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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