yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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