he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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