And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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