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I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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