Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Randomize
