Pants 0. Shit 1.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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