it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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