Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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