drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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