Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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