just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
People with herpes should wear stickers.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
