She's JV to your varsity
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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