You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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