he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
