Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
is it fun? or sober?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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